6 Decorative Bowls Perfect For When He Asks, ‘Where Do You Want Me To Cum?’
Medium Bird Bowl (Jonathan Adler, $88)
This quirky little bird bowl is perfect for someone like you, a girl who loves sex with the resulting fluids tidily contained afterwards. When he utters that tantalizing phrase, “Where do you want me to cum?” you’ll say, “In that little white bird, my darling,” and he’ll know exactly what you mean.
