It’s that time again – as the days get shorter, now is the time where all of the winter cuddle whores get to shine! If you’re a regular ol’ snuggle slut, we don’t have to tell you what’s about to go down. Still, here’s how to go all out and embrace the reason for the season – snuggling!
Get some good blankies.
A snuggle slut will curl up with anyone and anything to get that cuddly feeling. But even if you have a toastie man by your side, it doesn’t mean you can’t bring in some added warmth with a cozy slutty blanky. Invest in the softest throw you can find and your snuggle slut season will be a snuggly one to remember.
Stalk your snuggly prey.
It’s important to be on the lookout for possible snuggle partners. Don’t discriminate! Anyone you can get next to you on a couch is an unsuspecting cuddle buddy. If the moment isn’t right, try to lure them to your warm nestling grounds later.
Pounce, pounce, pounce.
The language of cuddles is unsubtle. Get next to someone and rest a head on their shoulder, wrap them in a blanket and start burrowing into them. Sure, they can pull away, but you miss 100% of the cuddles you don’t snuggle, you little huggin’ hoe!
Catch and release.
If you find a snuggle partner is getting too hot, or has run out of steam, LET THEM GO! You have no chance of getting this lil’ squishy buddy to return to your arms if you don’t respect their limits. Cuddle bugs are hard to find, and you don’t want to grasp them too tightly. Even a snuggle slut understands her snuggle limits!
At the end of the day, openly declare yourself to be the snuggle slut you are. Everyone will figure it out, so you may as well not be coy. You never know which shy snugglers are waiting in the wings. Snuggle slut season only comes once a year, so embrace it! Don’t let anyone snuggle slut shame you!
