5 Overpriced Bottled Waters to Quench Your Superiority Complex

If the other waters on this list were costal elites, this water has the charm of a midwestern oil tycoon. Fiji, with its floral pattern and heart warming messaging, is a subtle flex. With a sip of Fiji you will be able to prove how you are so much more interesting than most people but in a non-confrontational way. Fiji water is bougie and tastes like victory amongst your mediocre peers.