5 Overpriced Bottled Waters to Quench Your Superiority Complex

The dark blue shapely glass bottle screams that this water is only for sexy people. Sorry uggos, this water is not for you! There are other options for you, like Dasani. You might see this water at an overpriced coffee shop or a vegan restaurant that charges you 20 dollars for a 50 cent root vegetable. This water will stroke your ego and tell you, you’re not like anyone else (except all the other people at the restaurant buying the water).