5 Natural Lubricants That Will Turn Your Vulva Into FernGully

Intimacy CBD Lubricant (Foria, $50)

Dab a good helping of Foria’s cold-pressed coconut oil blend on and get ready to relax, because this baby is mixed with broad-spectrum CBD. The hemp mixture will soothe your body and mind, helping you unwind as the natural coconut aroma attracts a village of fairies to your newly-sprouted vulva-forest. Before you know it, they’ll all be freaking out over Zak and his human buddies setting the pollution demon Hexxus free from his earthly prison. Looks like he’s headed your way! Also, the bottle is made from recycled materials.