5 Moms Who Are Keeping The Art Of Voicemail Alive Issue 16.3 - Living - Jul 21, 2015 By: Katla McGlynn SHARE: Tweet 3 of 6 Martha D., 68 Hey, these long-winded stories about haggling at yard sales aren’t going to tell themselves! Classic Voicemail: “Abby. You would NOT BELIEVE the morning I had. I did SO GOOD. Long story short: We have a piano now! Call me back, love you.” MomsVoicemail 10 Freckles That Are Probably Cancer Kind Ways to Tell Your Coworker She Smells Like a Dusty Vitamin