Tired of having to look at your own boring nails while giving handjobs? We feel you. A handjob-friendly manicure is a great way to pamper yourself after a long week of bare-nailed handjob action. Check out these five manicures that are sure to stand out against your man’s penis.
Girly Glitter Handy Mani
This manicure is sassy and glam, which is perfect for a quick handjob on date night. Imagine giving your man the tug of love in an Applebee’s bathroom or the back of a movie theatre, where your glitter topcoat is sure to sparkle. Hello, ambiance!
Galaxy Grip Mani
Galaxy nails are extremely on-trend for handjob-giving right now. Simultaneously edgy and girly, this intergalactic mani will look stunning as you yank on his “pocket rocket!” For an out-of-this-world hand sex sesh, galaxy nails are a must.
Polka Dot Stroke Mani
This mani will exude class as you beat him off to completion in a bathroom stall at your sister’s wedding. Vintage-inspired polka dots are a timeless option for handjobs, and the bold colors of this mani are sure to shine through even the most opaque semen.
Zebra Accent Nail Knob-Grabber Mani
Simple designs such as this are great for fast-paced handjobs, as the muted tones look polished even at high speeds. Appropriate for handjobs at work when your boss might walk in at any moment, this manicure will look sophisticated and lady-like wrapped around any colleague’s shaft!
Floral Nail Wrap Dick Wrapping Mani
Nail wraps are huge this summer, and bring a youthful, flirty vibe to an otherwise predictable summer digi-jerk. Perfect for those late July handjobs on the beach or behind the toolshed, florals are a perennial summer handjob staple that will also complement a garden jacking-off!
Say goodbye to the days of staring at your unvarnished tips while you help a guy masturbate and hello to the days of staring at intricate nail art while you help a guy masturbate!
