1. Dansko Professional in Slither Patent Leather (Dansko, $150)
With these faux python patent leather clogs, you’ll announce that you’ve found someone who makes you comfortable; so comfortable that you now demand the footwear equivalent of a warm embrace. Plus, in these you’ll be able to survive the long, romantic strolls and Ikea runs that a serious relationship demands. But with the python print, you’ll remind everyone that you and your partner still get freaky on the reg.