Perrier brings class back to sparkling water with this French take – and much like the French, this water will not go down without a fight. Get ready to feel pain in parts of your face you didn’t even know you had: upper cheek, lower nose, front of teeth – you name it and it’ll hurt. Hope you didn’t need to see, because your eyes will be tearing up for at least 15 minutes. While this Perrier classic may look like classism in a bottle, this water must be a leftist because you will be Feeling the Bern.