4 Sexy Vampire Costumes That Say, ‘My Cat’s Name Is Renesmee’

Delightfully Dreadful Vampiress ($50, Halloween Costumes)

Bracing for a cold night? Become the commanding vampiress you never weren’t in this floor-length look that draws attention while leaving much to the imagination. These sweeping sleeves will certainly draw attention from your cat, Renesmee, and maybe she’ll get a better sense of her own personal history as she lunges at them. After all, this costume blood-curdlingly screams, “Some girls were just into the first Twilight book, or even just watched the movies. But not me, baby. I stayed with it till the bitter, horrific Caesarean section end.”