This LBD is as classy as it is sexy, with a slight sweetheart neckline, a belted waist, and a lace overlay that will leave bystanders wanting more! It will also leave you wanting to wrap your boobs in sticky tape to keep the dress from falling down entirely. This dress is cute—but mostly a reminder that straps aren’t just decorative, they’re also functional, and you should have gotten a dress with straps.