After a stressful day, there’s nothing more satisfying than climbing into a hot, fragrant bath with your man. With these sensual bath oils, you’ll be awash in relaxation, wondering, “Are those Brian’s balls on my thighs?” Yes, girl, those are definitely some furry kiwis caressing your beautiful body. If you’re looking to bring some romance into your life and don’t mind sharing that tiny tub in your crappy apartment, try any of these sensual bath oils and get ready to feel your man’s dainty danglies nuzzling your unshaven legs.
Lavender
Drawing a bath with some lavender oils can be downright heavenly after a hectic day. You’ll forget all about that fight with your mother and the overdraft fees on your account when you slide into your tub and your man drops his hairy little baby bombs on your thighs. The soothing scent of lavender will leave you both feeling relaxed as you awkwardly try to maneuver away from your boo’s nuts. As your bodies intertwine uncomfortably, close your eyes and imagine what it would be like to be a homeowner with a bathtub spacious enough for you, him, and his balls. Mmm, relaxing!
Eucalyptus
Breathe deeply and inhale the invigorating scent of eucalyptus! Exhale fully and feel all the stress in your back and shoulders just float away as your boyfriend’s brovaries play peak-a-boo in the fluffy bath bubbles. Take the bath to the next level by lighting some candles and treating your guy to a sensual massage as you pretend like his ball sack isn’t lapping up against your legs. When he gives you a lazy and uninspired massage in return, the captivating scent of eucalyptus will help you forget all about his balls being mashed under your butt. Heavenly.
Rose Petals
Everyone knows there is nothing quite like the aromatic nature of roses to immediately put you in the mood for some clumsy bathtub canoodling. Let the sweet scent of flowers illuminate the air as his balls smoosh against your clean body. Scatter some actual rose petals in there too, because if the sensation of his lil love spuds brushing against you doesn’t put you in the mood, the feeling of things mysteriously floating around you will certainly do the trick.
Citrus Mango
Enjoy that tropical vacation you can’t quite afford without ever leaving your bathroom! Allow yourself to be whisked away on gentle island breezes as your man’s furry nuts tickle your hips. The delectable scents of tropical fruits will make you feel like you’re sipping colorful drinks under a cabana while his maracas send non-sexy shivers up your spine. You’ll both be in absolute ecstasy as the essence of the Caribbean will leave you breathless and so turned on, you won’t even gag when feel a testicle float into your open palm.
No matter which sensual bath you choose to help set the mood for a romantic night, you’ll feel refreshed and rejuvenated after a nice awkward soak with your man’s ball sack on your thighs.
