4 Salads That Will Make You Feel Like an Elegant Guinea Pig

This Italian favorite is a delicious combo of layered slices of mozzarella and tomato with basil on top, kind of like if pizza wasn’t fun. Sure, guinea pigs can’t digest cheese, but neither can you. It’s fine, you’ll just drop some extra poop pellets later. Don’t let lactose stop you from figuring out how to somehow get all the parts of this salad into your tiny mouth like the graceful little tailless rodent you are!