4 Salads That Will Make You Feel Like an Elegant Guinea Pig

What if a salad was a singular prism of lettuce? Enter the wedge salad, a quarter-head of iceberg lettuce topped with bleu cheese, bacon crumbles, tomato, and onion. That huge quarter of a head is perfect for when your owners are going out of town for a couple days and they expect you to ration that big chunk. Also, try not to think about the ethical implications of rodents eating meat. Yeah, hamsters eat their own young, but you’re way too sophisticated for that. If the Guinea Pig Song had been written about you it would be playing in French cafés to this day.