4 Puffer Jackets That Puff Up Even Further When You Feel Threatened

Ava & Viv Metallic Jacket (Target, $35)

While the shiny exterior of this puffer may attract attention, its capacity to expand into a near-perfect sphere will shout to the world, “Don’t come a step closer!” You can’t control it, but in terms of externalized responses to anxiety, customers are calling this coat, “better than diarrhea.” Spikes not included!