4 Other Hearts You Can Destroy Until Christopher Realizes He’s in Love with You

Every woman has dreamed of awakening her inner sexual goddess, and Peter’s just the guy for that. When Christopher says he needs time alone to “focus on grad school,” flock to Peter who is polite, a little bashful, and gentle in a totally endearing way that you will eventually bulldoze. You’ll pulverize his sense of self worth when you bring him to places you want to go with your friends and leave him to fend for himself. Drag his heart through the streets when you see Christopher drive by, and you immediately scream “IT’S OVER!”