4 Other Hearts You Can Destroy Until Christopher Realizes He’s in Love with You
Marc (with a C)
Marc is fun in a well-rounded way. He works in computer programming but loves hiking and the outdoors. He abstains from hard liquor and recreational drugs but makes prize-winning microbrews. You’ll be envious of his easy-going spirit while low-key hating him for being a pretentious fuck. Break up with him after two dates when you miss a potential booty call text from Christopher because you’re stuck in a dumb kayak with Marc, who has now ruined everything. Drown, Marc!
