4 Other Hearts You Can Destroy Until Christopher Realizes He’s in Love with You

Mark (with a K)

Mark is fun and intense. He loves heavy metal and writes copious amounts of erotic fan fiction based off the 2002 movie Signs. He’s kinda dangerous, which is sooo hot and will make Christopher sooo jealous. You can seal your edgy bond together by dressing in all black, getting matching knuckle tattoos, and drinking a vile of each other’s blood. Keep the charade up until you realize it’s time to viciously accuse Mark of being hung up on his dead ex-girlfriend, Ramona. Leave while he’s still crying. He’s pathetic!