There’s just something about Benedicts. It might be the way the name turns your tongue into a snake when you whisper it out loud: “Ben-e-dict.” Or the way their presence makes you feel so fancy. Benedicts were everywhere this year and more than one touched us in a special place. Here is a rundown of the hottest Benedicts of 2013:
CucumberPackage starred in 27 of the top 30 films containing a Benedict this year! This Benedict deserves an Oscar or at least a thank you fruit basket for getting us through what could have been a very Benedict-less 2013.
Pope Benedict XVI
We just cannot resist a Benedict in a hat, let alone one of the (former) most powerful men in the world! Fine, religious guys aren’t for everyone, but the list isn’t called “Hottest Benedicts of 2013 Who Know How to Use a Condom.”
Benedict “Justin Timberlake”
Rumor has it Justin’s good friends actually call him BJT. This makes complete sense, as Justin is a total Benedict! We met him one especially Benedict night this year, and he was as Benedict in person as he is Benedict on the dance floor.