4 Nail Polish Colors To Let His Grandma Know You’re Fucking

Living - Sep 25, 2017 By: Editor

Leading Lady (Essie, $9)

Add a little sparkle to your everyday look with this gorgeous color from Essie. Perfect for a chill day on the couch or night out on the town, this sparkly lacquer will most importantly let his darling grandma know that you really are a Leading Lady…of her grandson’s dick!!

Nail Polish Grandma Knows You Little Slut

How to Cut Back on Trash Except the Men You Date 5 Protein Smoothies That Will Give You Enough Energy to Log on to Twitter