4 Loofahs That Will Trap Your Pubes Like Shrimp In A Net

Ice Cream Poof (Target, $2)

Umm, can you say adorable? What woman doesn’t want her pubes to be the shrimp sprinkles topping a floofy cleansing bath product? This loofah packs a lot of whimsy along with its cleaning power. It unclogs your pores just as quickly as it clogs itself with errant pubic hairs, just like a shrimper’s net fills with spot prawns off the coast of Northern California. Yummy yummy shrimps!!