4 Loofahs That Will Trap Your Pubes Like Shrimp In A Net

This cheery green take on the natural loofah exfoliates away surface impurities, allowing your skin to be free and natural while your free-range pubes are trapped like a seafood catch of the day. Although it lacks the mesh netting of other common varieties, this cleansing loofah still features plenty of nooks and crannies for your pubes to swim into and never emerge. Their tiny tails may poke out, but don’t let that fool you! Those squirts will be wriggling around in there for eternity.