4 Loofahs That Will Trap Your Pubes Like Shrimp In A Net
Haven Teak Mesh Pouf Wand (Bed Bath and Beyond, $20)
An elegant new twist on a classic, this elongated loofah features an 18-inch handle made from premium water-resistant teakwood. Even though you’ll probably only use it on hard-to-reach areas like your back, the Teak Mesh Pouf Wand will still find and ensnare every loose pube on your body, the same way a properly baited wire mesh cage dropped in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico soon fills up with dozens of delicious crustaceans. Yum!
