Your husband’s done a lot for you financially – putting you up in a nice home, surrounded by beautiful décor and fancy clothes. But you’ve started to realize that emotionally, he is a vampire, and you can’t take it much longer. The way you see it, there’s really only one way out that leaves you with his fortune and life insurance policy – you have to kill him. So shrug into one of these beautiful robes and prepare to do the wicked deed.