4 Frogs I Kissed Hoping They’d Turn Into a Prince but Instead They Filed Restraining Orders

This frog was named Charles and wearing a fancy little hat so no shit I thought he was a prince. I barely pecked this prude, but he a) remained a frog and b) filed a restraining order against me. To make matters worse, he is my roommate’s pet frog so now I guess I have to move. When will my 20s be over?!?!?!