4 Fake Wedding Rings to Make Casual Sex Feel Like You’re Betraying a Good Man

This simple yet elegant band is the perfect way to pay homage to your fictive spouse while getting head from your fuck buddy. Look at your ring finger and moan with a mix of guilt and pleasure, “I took vows! I took VOWS!” for a big finale that will have you feeling conflicted and your lover feeling confused. “Did I make a mistake marrying Jack right after graduation? No — he’s a saint. He’s always provided for me, and cares deeply for me despite my flaws; Lord knows they’re not in short supply. Why can’t I be fulfilled by the love of a good man?! I’m sick. TAKE ME AGAIN.” This is the sort of thing you can say while smoking a cigarette and pacing around the room in a silk robe with a social media manager from Tinder.