Baguette White Topaz and Diamond Ring (Gorjana, $215)
The subtle shimmer from this topaz-studded band will provide the perfect focal point for you to gaze upon as your FWB rails you from behind. Good communication and thoughtful angles may have him hitting your g-spot, but only this wedding ring from a company called “Gorjana” will have you wistfully thinking of your imaginary husband, who really is a fine and good man, but could never ravish you properly.