4 Dramatic Coats That Will Have People Like, ‘Oh No, Here She Comes’

Padded Coat, $720, Salvatore Ferragamo

Yes, you’re extra in every facet of your life, but do you own a coat that will terrify literally everyone who catches a glimpse of you? This work of art from Salvatore Ferragamo is less a jacket than an opening salvo on all your friends and relations. They thought they were safe. The little fools thought they were safe. Show them how wrong they are when you strut into a room wearing this cannon blast to the face. “Oh God,” they’ll weep, “She’s here. Oh no, she’s here.”