4 Corduroy Pants That Will Make Your Ass Look Like The Great Pumpkin
Maeve Colette Cropped Wide-Leg Corduroy Pants (Anthropolgie, $120)
Try this wide-leg cut from Anthropologie for some added flair and extra room to pour your ass into. Don’t panic if a latchkey child points at you and shouts, “There it is! Do you see it? It’s the Great Pumpkin!” You no longer have a human ass, but the ass of something far more ancient and powerful.
