4 Corduroy Pants That Will Make Your Ass Look Like The Great Pumpkin

Corduroy jeans that are a perfect fit come once in a lifetime and so does your ass when you emerge from hibernation to welcome your most faithful followers. They’ve been waiting patiently all year for your ass to come out of hiding. Don’t be afraid, this is what they waited all night for. All will rejoice! For the Great Pumpkin has risen to reward the good and suffocate the faces of the nonbelievers.