4 Celebrities That Definitely Peel Their Cheeks Apart to Fart Silently

We are literally obsessed with Eva Longoria for thousands of reasons! She’s an activist, an incredible actress and bitch we know she is a silent farter thanks to a little trick called “peeling that butt apart to make a no-noise fart”. Can you even imagine her farting out loud? No, she’s petite and it would kill her! Also, she’s too busy hooking up with John the gardener and hiding it from her husband Carlos to pass freaking gas! Moving on!