4 Celebrities That Definitely Peel Their Cheeks Apart to Fart Silently

While we haven’t heard a ton about Jake Gyllenhaal as of late, there is one thing we do know for sure: he farts super quiet thanks to the little cheek spreading cheat he knows! Known for being a lady’s man, we can’t imagine this guy just lets it rip while having hot company over. No, this guy, in the middle of the night, wakes up with gas, and makes a silent prayer before spreading his ass, feeling a cool breeze on his hole then slowly letting a long steady fart out. Can anyone say Nightcrawler?