4 Celebrities That Definitely Peel Their Cheeks Apart to Fart Silently

A fart in a castle? Absolutely not! Can you even imagine? No, because it doesn’t happen! As a princess who is very good at her job, Kate Middleton waits until her balding prince drifts off to sleep to slowly reach under her down comforter, put her hands over her cotton nightgown on her small British ass, then spread her cheeks gently. She then releases the fart she’s held in there for the entire day, sighs softly before drifting off and joining her husband in sweet dreams. Sorry, but this is factually what happens!