4 Blondes Who Are Tragically Not Bombshells

Looks like this woman is next to a dog. There might be a story there, but we don’t care. A full-figured platinum blonde with perhaps a dramatic red lip and a ditzy demeanor that may just cover up some wily smarts? Put that next to a dog and we’re talking, but it’s simply not what’s going on with this flaxen adult. This blonde might be a lawyer, a soccer coach — she might even be a student of life. But we all know what she isn’t, and that’s a certified blonde bombshell. Bummer.