Cute and effortless, this chin-length, blunt bob will make people do a double-take before they decide if you’re just quirky or a full-on sociopath. Little do those feeble minds know, you’re fucking both, bitch! This hairstyle will be perfect for the elementary school music teacher, who seems empathetic and sweet, but we all know that one time you cornered little Jimmy right after his solo at the Winter concert and told him he was a pathetic, talentless little twit before turning around and telling his parents how proud you were.