3 Flirty Looks That Say ‘Can You Watch My Laptop While I Go Take a Shit’

Parisian Maxi Dress (ASOS, $35.00)

A red floral maxi dress to wow everyone on this summer day? Yes, please! With adjustable cami straps and a gorgeous v-neck, this fun look will immediately let everyone know that at some point you’ll be leaning over to say, “Hey, I need to pee, do you mind watching my laptop?” which of course is code for “That cold brew shit is about to wreck my butthole, please stay close to make sure I don’t die in there!”