Wearing glasses is a fun way to accessorize, but sometimes we forget the reason you wear glasses in the first place: It’s because you have to because you have really bad eyes! Glasses are just a workaround that allows you, a weak girl, to survive even though your kind should have died out a long, long time ago. Here are three glasses frames that will tell everyone you encounter, “Natural selection really should have weeded me out by now!” even though you’re still here, bitch.