3 Brawny Paper Towels to Clean Up the Mess From How Wet the Brawny Paper Towel Man Made You

You can’t go wrong with a classic. Brawny knew this when they created their staple full sheet towel roll, and they knew it when they created their broad-shouldered, butt-chinned, borderline-pornographic logo man. This strong and absorbent roll is 2-ply and Brawny Tough, so it won’t tear when you use it to mop up all that vaginal transudate fluid that poured right out of you when you saw the Brawny man’s luscious neck.