Just because these hotties are dead, doesn’t mean they are any less sexy!
Check out the top 10 celebrity corpses we’d still love to bone:
Died on: September 30, 1955
Star of Rebel Without A Cause and East of Eden, James Dean is a classic example of old Hollywood glamour. His beautiful baby blues may have rotted away, but we’d still take a wild ride with the bones of this bad boy.
Died on: November 22, 1963
The entire world stopped the day they found out the 35th president of the United States, John Kennedy, had been assassinated. People feared for the future of our country, but more importantly, the future of HOTNESS. We’d love to crawl inside that casket and stroke those sexy those cheek bones (especially now that Jackie’s not around to get in our way!).
Died on: December 8th, 1980
John Lennon had it all: a beautiful voice and a face to match. Don’t worry; being tragically shot outside his NYC apartment didn’t kill his tantalizing sex appeal. We wanna hold your hand, John, and we don’t care that it’s been decomposing for over 30 years!
Died on: October 31st, 1993
When he was alive, River Phoenix made all our hearts melt with his shy smile. And now his heart has melted away! Even without it, we’re sure River’s still a perfect 10!
Died on: April 5th, 1994
Kurt Cobain was the epitome of grunge eroticism. That baby face and puppy dog voice made him the most do-able guy in 1994, but death has only made his “I don’t care” attitude more appealing. What’s more cool and detached than letting your flesh waste away underground?!
Died on: September 13, 1996
Rumors around the mysterious death of famous rapper Tupac Shakur have been building for years. But we can tell you, not only is Tupac really dead, he’s just as do-able as ever! Even devoid of skin, that smooth jawline reminds us: once a hottie, always a hottie!
Died on: January 22, 2008
When Heath Ledger was alive he was known as the sizzling star of movies like Batman, 10 Things I Hate About You, and Brokeback Mountain. Even though we’ll never hear his beautiful Australian accent again, we wouldn’t let death stop us from running our fingers through his long blonde locks. Bonus: we hear they keep growing even after you die!
Died on: September 14, 2009
Every girl wanted to dirty dance with this graceful and multitalented star of Point Break and The Outsiders. His body might have succumbed to cancer in 2009, but he’s still got those underground moves – literally six feet underground. We’d love to get down with this dead heartthrob!
Died on: June 19th, 2013
James Gandolfini isn’t the most traditional of sex symbols, but his smile and dangerous persona made this Sopranos star an unlikely stud. Now that death has rid him of a few pounds, his sex appeal is off the charts! Get on top of that corpse!
Died on: July 13, 2013
After a long battle with drug addiction, this Glee Star died in his prime of a drug overdose in 2013. Rigor mortis might have set in, but necro-gleeks still have their sights set on rubbing up against that ripped bod. Get at him while the getting’s good!
