Author Archives for Sarah Bernstein

Is It Celiac? Or Just The Fiery Violent Rage You Feel All The Time Now?

How To Get An Old Man at Starbucks To Ask You What You’re Reading

Cool-Girl Emojis That Will Earn His Respect

Inspiring! This Woman Has The PERFECT Response for Daniel If He Ever Texts Her Again

I’ve Faked Every Laugh I’ve Ever Had

How To Make Your Own Shampoo For Some Reason

10 Things You Never Knew About Birth Control That a Cat in a Dream Told Me

How To Tell If You and Your Friend are Dating the Same Chris

How to Stop Falling in Love With Your Own Reflection in a Pool of Water

I’m the One Who Farted in the Cab Last Night

I’m Not Political (Because I Assume I Will Retain All of My Privileges Forever)