Author Archives for Sam Bowers

7 Sex Positions That Will Kill You

100 Things You Could Do To Look Like You Give A Shit, Mariah

Aww! Kim Kardashian Hugs An Immigrant

Lauren Conrad Weds Future Ex-Husband

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Hair Salon Boasts 10% Mortality Rate

CIA Torture Method for Hackers Involves Watching Their Moms Navigate Internet

Lone Woman Turns Entire Corner of Starbucks Into Private Cubicle

Fucking Loser Hasn’t Been Nominated for ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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Girl Leaving For College Forgets Mom Forever

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iPhone Cases That Say You’re Not Ready for a Serious Relationship

Victoria’s Secret Launches Line of Underwear Just for Women

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Girl to Experiment with College in Homosexual Relationship

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How to Bounce Back from a Successful Career in the WNBA

Nobody’s Allowed to Say That About My Cunt of a Sister