Author Archives for Michael Zimmer

5 Tasty Soup Recipes If You’re Okay With Wet Meat

9 Times Jess From New Girl Was 100% Fictional

Dog Rescue Instagrams To Ovulate To

Is He A Fuckboy Or A Puppet Boy?

How Are You Worshipping Seltzer, The Life Bringer?

End Your Summer Fling Amicably By Trapping Him In A Mirror

I Am More Than My Clever Combinations of Yogurt Toppings