Author Archives for Maggie Bower

Long Linen Tunics That Disguise How Deeply Horny You Are

Tit Tricks for When He’s Having a Breakdown About the Grill

How Trump Inspired Me to Drain My Cyst

French Man - Reductress

6 Hiking Outfits To Attract A Waifish Man

How To Get Your Teeth Halloween Ready

5 White Silk Blouses That Highlight Your Bleeding Bacne

Finally! A Snapchat Filter That Just Edits Out Your Face Altogether

I’m Not Peeing Until I Fix This Problem With Dave

5 Hand Placements on Your Boyfriend’s Stomach To Make Sure Everyone Knows You Own Him

How to Tell if He’s Ready for You to Fart Into His Big Spoon

How to Make Your Lipstick Last Through Vigorous Trombone Rehearsals