Author Archives for Madison Dillard

How I’m Sticking It to the Man by Rejecting All Cookies

5 Mothers’ Day Presents That Say ‘I Didn’t Just Realize That It’s Mothers’ Day’

Career Hack! This Woman DMs Celebrities and Asks Them to Adopt Her

In Tune With Nature? This Woman Sat in a Park for 5 Minutes

Woman in Mood for Home Cooked Meal Made by Somebody Else

Out of Podcasts? Here’s How to Eavesdrop on Other People’s Conversations

Woman Shows Up Late so She Won’t Be Waiting for Everyone Else Who’s Late

‘We Support the Right to Freedom of Expression,’ Says University Official Who’s Trying to Contact the National Guard

Good for Her! This Woman Stopped Vaping and Started Smoking Cigarettes

I LIVED IT: The Boots Were Not Actually Waterproof

Woman Asking Preliminary Questions Before Talking Shit

Woman Permanently Off-Balance From Always Wearing Tote Bag on Same Shoulder

Cultural Critic? This Woman Is Mean

How I Stopped Hiding My Smoking Habit From My Kids by Letting Them Join Me

How to Introduce Whipped Cream Into Your Sex Life Without Completely Ignoring Your Partner

Tennis Core? This Woman Is Grunting

Woman Who Reads One Book per Week Still Can’t Read the Room

Wow! This Woman Tried Not to Be Too Hard on Herself and Immediately Caused a Pile Up on the Freeway

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