Author Archives for Laura Mulcahy

Man Explains Capitalism to Woman for An Hour Before Realizing She’s Made of Snow

5 Gifts for Him That Are All Socks for His Big, Floppy Dick

Why I Stopped Dating Men and Married a True Crime Podcast

How I Quit Texting my Ex by Throwing my Phone Into A Haunted Raven’s Nest

The Perfect Proposal? This Man Carved His Girlfriend’s Name Into A Tub of Meat!

8 Protein-Rich Dinners That Contain Almost No Horse

QUIZ: Which Hogwarts House Would the Popular Girls Mercilessly Bully You In?

Nourish Dry Hair by Feeding It the Raw, Bloody Meat It Craves

I’m Going to Draw Clear Boundaries With You As Soon As I Learn How to Do That

Empower Your Friends by Punching Them In The Face If They Say Sorry

We Asked 10 Powerful Women for Their Secrets to Success and They Said ‘Pretend to be a Horse’

This Woman Isn’t Solving Gun Violence, But She’s Making It a Lot Cuter by Putting Tiny Hats on Bullets

How to Trample the Patriarchy The Same Way You Trampled a Man on Black Friday

6 Date Ideas That Are Easier Than Admitting It’s Not Working Out

‘I’m a Total Empath,’ Says Woman Talking Way Too Close to People’s Faces at a Party

How To Pilfer His Popcorn Like A Sneaky Little Squirrel

5 Horse Girls Who Grew Into Beautiful Horse Women

Everyday Workout Tips To Get The Sturdy Legs of an Antique Table