Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

How to Say ‘The Weather Is So Warm and Nice Today’ With an Appropriate Level of Concern

Scientists Give Up on Finding a Way to Describe a Song That Isn’t Singing It a Little Bit

How to Be More Assertive Even Though That’s Literally So Mean of You

Coca-Cola Admits They Still Put a Little Cocaine in the Diet Ones

‘Everything Reminds Me of Him,’ Says Woman Staring at Picture of Him

Phew! This Woman Was Jealous of Someone’s Career but Remembered They’re Six Weeks Older Than Her

Sonder Vibes! Woman Overcome by Feeling That Every Passerby Has Own, More Fulfilling Life

How I Stopped Comparing Myself to Others by Contrasting Myself to Them Instead

Child Labor? Boss Asking You to Do Work Even Though You’re Only 26

Wow! This Company Released a Genderfluid Clothing Line and It’s Just NHL Mascot Costumes

two models wearing boxy knit sweaters

5 Sweaters It’s Way Too Early to Wear Yet – Oh Cool You Put Them On

Help! I Googled My Symptoms and WebMD Is Telling Me to Check If My Hand Is Bigger Than My Face

How to Tell if the Woman You Met on a Dating App Is Flirting With You

Vitamin Water Releases New Campaign Slogan Proclaiming ‘This Is What Good Pussy Tastes Like’

Uh Oh! This Woman Loves Her Job So Much She Just Bit Her Boss

40 Is the New 20! This Woman Just Ate 40,000 McNuggets

Delayed Graduation Allows Class of 2020 to Finally Experience Heatstroke

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