Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

Natural Botox? This Woman Is a Frigid Bitch

Scientists Confirm What Cereal Lacks in Nutritional Value It Makes Up for in Pizzazz

How to Give a Perfect Blowjob by Blowing Into His Dick and Inflating Him Like Molten Glass

How I Saved Money by Putting Half My Paycheck in Savings and Then Sawing Off My Hands

Nice! This New Couple Just Defined Their Relationship as Bad

Wedding Offers Beautiful Environment to Compare Self to Childhood Friends

Slack Introduces New Status Telling Boss You’re at Your Computer but Just Vibing

Study Finds Ice Cream Tastes Best out of the Carton While Crying and Naked and Holding a Knife

I LIVED IT: I Was Sick but My Friends Didn’t Cancel Their Plans

Why I Stopped Exercising to Get Thin and Started Exercising to Look Like Wreck-It Ralph

Scientists Confirm Allergy Season Is Forever Now

REPORT: Friend Is in Europe and You’re Going to Fucking Hear About It

How to Choke Him Hard Enough That He Likes It but Not Hard Enough That You Like It

Magic! Woman Transforms Quick 30-Minute Recipe Into Life-Threatening Three-Hour Recipe

Woman Puts on Three Layers of Sunscreen Before Going Outside to Smoke

Queerbaiting? Rock Climber Using Carabiner

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