Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

Uh Oh! This Woman Drank Coffee at 2pm so She Won’t Sleep Until Tomorrow

Wow! This Woman Spent Ten Minutes Wearing Her Bracelet and Three Hours Playing With It

‘I Had a Dream About You,’ Says Friend About to Recount the Most Horrifying Dreamscape Imaginable

QUIZ: Should You Buy an Airport Sandwich or Use That Money to Throw Your Dream Wedding?

Uh Oh! This Woman Quit Smoking Weed and Is Realizing She’s Actually Just Like That

I LIVED IT: I Dressed Properly for the Weather so Now I Have Nothing to Complain About

old woman serious looking

Cool! Grandma Progressing From Backhanded Compliments to Straight Insults

Edibles Simply Too Close to Not Take One

Woman Decides Laundry Day Is the Perfect Day to Wear Lingerie

REPORT: Shoes New for 18 Seconds

witch and confused woman

New Skincare Hack Just Making a Deal With Mythical Warlock Beneath Abandoned Bridge

Silence on Other End of Line Suggests Friend Also Using Phone for Twitter

Woman Spends Majority of Yoga Class Mentally Applauding Self for Being at Yoga Class

Woman at Gates of Heaven Rejected for Taking Work Call in Coffee Shop

Woman Who Offered to Meet in Friend’s Neighborhood Didn’t Expect to Be Taken Up on It

Shaved Legs Suggest Woman Recently Saw Parents

Deadline Set by Self Graciously Extended by Self

Childhood Love of Mail Replaced With Adult Fear of Mail

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