Author Archives for Emily Zauzmer

Jog Quickly Rebranded as Stroll

‘Let’s Gooooo!’ Says Woman in Gym Very Literally

Woman Trying to Listen to Her Gut Just Hears Stomach Acid Breaking Down Fish Sticks

I LIVED IT: I Found Another Thing to Put in the Wash After I’d Started the Wash

Ads for Item Woman Googled Once Now Following Her Around Internet Like Lost Puppy

‘I’d Love to Do This Again Sometime,’ Says Woman About Part of Date Where It Ends

Purse Artfully Positioned Over Toothpaste Stain

I LIVED IT: I Paused a Conversation to Sneeze and Then I Couldn’t Sneeze

Woman Takes Invigorating Break From Using Phone on Couch to Use Phone on Toilet

Art Historians Reveal Mona Lisa’s Eyes Actually Following Hotter Person Behind You

Woman Looking for Running Route That’s Not Uphill or Downhill or Flat

Woman on Walk to Get Away From Laptop Itching to Get Back to Laptop

Burning the Candle at Both Ends? This Woman Is Not Good at Lighting Candles

Sexy New Toilet Paper Roll Placed Tantalizingly Near Sad Old Toilet Paper Roll

‘Just Circling Back!’ Says Moon

Wow! Woman Just Three Athletic Skills Away From Doing Triathlon

Live Wedding Painter Branching Into Divorce Hearings

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