Author Archives for Emily Zauzmer

How to Take a Shower Without Imagining You’re an Extra in the ‘Glee’ Mashup of ‘Umbrella’ and ‘Singin’ in the Rain’

Wow! This Woman Just Turned 40 and You Won’t Believe How Young She Looks (38)

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Etymologists Agree to Never Learn Origin of Word ‘Thumb’ Just for the Sake of Mystery

Study Finds That Spitting Out Huge Gobs of Toothpaste is the #1 Cause of Having Huge Gobs of Toothpaste in Your Sink

Sharkboy and Lavagirl May Be Parents Now, But the Teletubbies Are Notaries in Upstate New York

Want to Unplug? There’s an App for That

Real-Life Facebook? This Girl Just Remembered Something That Happened on This Day

Now Streaming! My Pee

Jealous? This Baby’s Inbox is Empty

FitBit Not Registering All the Emotional Steps You Took Today

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Can Hear Me Having Sex but Doesn’t Make It Weird

Stretch Marks on Boobs Sort of a Humble Brag

This Isn’t a Tattoo, It’s a Huge Mole in the Shape of My Favorite Bible Verse

10th Grade Teacher Arrested but Not for the Thing You Thought

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